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Episode 16 - "Rogue" - with special guests Textual Tension!


Guess what, y'all?  It's a very special crossover episode!  We got together with the ladies from Textual Tension and all four of us had to read this piece of crap that Fabio "wrote" so we hope you appreciate what we do for you.

So.  This book.  Jesus fuck.  He's named Ryder Remington (yes really) which is kind of all you need to know.  She's masquerading as a tavern wench to investigate a disappearance.  In, get ready, Charleston.  You know we love it when these books go to South Carolina.

Nobody actually gets sexually assaulted in this book but there's a lot of aggressive bullshit, kidnapping, blackmail, ahistorical jabronis, etc.

Because we did this one in two different states the sound quality is a little off.



Did you know that Fabio had a line of clothing sold at, I shit you not, Sam's Club?  HE DID.

Did you know that this already-embarassing book to carry around came with a goddamned centerfold, completely unrelated to its content?

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I OWN THIS NOW.  I had to pay money for this.  It's been in my house and my car and my workplace.  Why does he look so awkward?!
Did you know that South Carolina cockroaches are easily the length of your little finger and that they fly, but poorly?  And that that makes it worse?

Keep an eye out for our appearance on the Textual Tension podcast!

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